It's not like I fixed your links for you
Instagram and TikTok links play right inside Discord, with rankings, streaks, collections and a few server tools behind them. She will tell you it was no trouble at all. In Russian, she says something else.
RUНе то чтобы я старалась ради тебя
TAP HER, IF YOU DARE
The problem
Paste an Instagram reel into a channel and you get a dead grey box. Paste a TikTok and you get a thumbnail nobody can watch. Alya spots the link, finds a route that actually plays, and posts it back in about a second. If every route fails she fetches the file herself and uploads it, and only gives up when the post is genuinely private, which she will insist was not her fault.
I watched it once to check it works. Only once. Хорошее видео
Fetched from wherever it was hiding. Borders don't apply to me
I tried. It's locked, and even I can't open a door that's been bolted shut
One hundred. Я горжусь тобой Forget I said anything
Real lines from the bot. In Discord the English sits behind a spoiler too, so tap it if you really want to know.
By the numbers
What she does
Reels, carousels, photo posts and TikToks play in the channel with sound. Nothing is downloaded in the normal case, so it lands in about a second. When a route fails she tries another, then fetches the file and uploads it herself.
Videos arrive through Discord rather than the original site, so friends where TikTok is unavailable still watch them in the channel.
Every link counts toward a server leaderboard, split by platform, with eight titles to climb, from Passerby all the way up to Understands Her Russian.
Post something each day to keep a run alive. She marks the milestones, and if you break one she is absolutely not upset about it.
Press Save under anything she posts and it joins your collection. Pull one back later and she posts it in the channel again, video and all.
A different line for Instagram than TikTok, sharp remarks about your rank, and every so often something soft in Russian, with the English hidden behind a spoiler. Managers can switch her commentary off, though she will notice.
Full size avatars and banners, any emoji or sticker as a file, emojis copied
between servers in one line, any message translated into English, and a purge
that never touches pinned messages. No slash needed, just type ?pfp,
?copy, ?translate or ?purge.
When a hijacked account sprays the same scam link or image across your channels, she deletes every copy, times them out and DMs you what happened. Off until a manager switches it on in the dashboard.
Commands
She works on her own the moment someone pastes a link. These are for when you want something from her, so ask nicely.
RUТолько не привыкай
/leaderboardThe server's most generous sharers, ranked with their titles/statsYour shares, rank, platform split and current streak/streaksEvery run still alive in the server, longest first/favesYour saved posts, or another member's, with a menu to replay any of them/unfaveRemove something from your collection by its number/furiA Furina GIF for whatever mood you name, like kiss, happy or dance, with a fresh pick every time. Anime in general works too/rhythmWhen the server is most awake, shown in your own local hours/configTurn her commentary on or offNeeds Manage Server/helpAll of it, inside Discord/fixPaste an Instagram or TikTok link into it and she makes it play, even where she has not been added/translateAny text into English, Hinglish and romaji includedTranslate to EnglishHold or right-click any message, then Apps. Only you see the translation/faves, /furi and /help come along too?pfp @someoneAnyone's avatar at full size, animated if it moves. Reply to a message to look up its author, or leave the name off for your own?bnr @someoneTheir profile banner at full size, or their profile colour if they have none?emoji :name:A custom emoji as a full size image with download links. Reply to a message to grab every emoji in it?sticker nameA sticker at full size, by its name in this server or from a message you reply to?copy :a: :b:Adds emojis to this server, up to ten at once, from any server you share with her. Reply to a message to copy everything in itNeeds Create Expressions?translateReply to any message, or use the shortcut ?tl, and she puts it into English, whatever language it was in, even typed in English letters like Hinglish or romaji. Text after the command works too?purge 50Clears the last 50 messages here, or only one person's with ?purge user @someone 50. Up to 1000 at once, nothing older than 7 days, and pinned messages are always keptNeeds Manage MessagesHave your say
Suggestions are public and anyone can vote. The ones at the top get built first, assuming she approves. Votes are tied to your connection rather than an account, so no sign in is needed.
RUСкажи, чего ты хочешь. Может, я подумаю
Free, and staying that way
Alya is a personal project rather than a product. She stores what she needs to keep a leaderboard and nothing else, has no analytics, and sells nothing to anybody. Add her to a server, paste a link, and that is the whole arrangement.
RUТы мне нравишься. Совсем чуть-чуть
Add Alya to Discord